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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Some more lolz from madeyoulaugh (comment if u like)

MERRY FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS







THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVINGMALE BASHING JOKES
1.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
2..
Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
3.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me."
4.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
5.
All wives are alike. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
6.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.
7.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
8.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Many say monogamy is the same.
9.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.
10.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
11.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said,"Dust!"
12.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
13.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mothers-in-law.
14.
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son.
15.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred lettrs. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


Property Laws of a Toddler
1.
If I like it, it's mine.
2..
If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6.
If I'm doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine.
7.
If it looks like mine, it's mine.
8.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
9.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10.
If it's broken, it's yours.




Monday, February 23, 2009

2000

WOOT 2000 Visits

Sunday, February 22, 2009

My patch

ITS FINISHED
(click to download)
Its only a basic patch and dosent include any edits to creatures and maps items etc. I h8 patches that do that cos its too hard to tell wats happeneing. Instead it is just a patch of all the outside stuff and not any of the actual game play graphics. Hope u like =]

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Beer Troubleshooting

NOT mine found on the web
SYMPTOM:
Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT:.
It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION:
Punch him.


SYMPTOM:
Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT:
You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION:
See if they have free beer.


SYMPTOM:
Feet cold and wet.
FAULT:
Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION:
Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.


SYMPTOM:
Feet warm and wet.
FAULT:
Improper bladder control.
ACTION:
Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.


SYMPTOM:
Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT:
Glass empty.
ACTION:
Get someone to buy you another beer.


SYMPTOM:
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT:
You have fallen over backward.
ACTION:
Have yourself chained to bar.


SYMPTOM:
Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT:
You have fallen forward.
ACTION:
See above.


SYMPTOM:
Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT:
Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION:
Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.


SYMPTOM:
Floor blurred.
FAULT:
You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION:
Get someone to buy you another beer.


SYMPTOM:
Floor moving.
FAULT:
You are being carried out.
ACTION:
Find out if you are being taken to another bar


SYMPTOM:
Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT:
Bar has closed.
ACTION:
Confirm home address with bartender, take taxi home.


SYMPTOM:
Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT:
Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION:
Cover mouth.


SYMPTOM:
Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT:
You are dancing on the table.
ACTION:
Fall on somebody cushy-looking.


SYMPTOM:
Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT:
You have been in a fight.
ACTION:
Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.


SYMPTOM:
Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT:
The beer is too weak.
ACTION:
Have more beer until your voice improves.


SYMPTOM:
Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT:
Beer is just right.
ACTION:
Play air guitar.


SYMPTOM:
Ugly woman in your sights.
FAULT:
Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION:
Up the dosage.


SYMPTOM:
Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT:
You've been walking into things.
ACTION:
Maintain dosage.


SYMPTOM:
Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT:
You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION:
Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.


SYMPTOM:
Bed is bumping around.
FAULT:
Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION:
It's too late, you made an ass of yourself.

My Auto Hack and Forums

Well i've been working on an Auto Hack and here's v1



If there are any bugs place it in comments

EDIT1: added info about forums

I deleted the forums. They were gay and no1 posted on them =[

My patch and racism on eo

Well i've been looking at patching and have decided to make my own. Here's a screenie
On a sad note there are now "KKKwariors" on endless *screenies*





For hose who dont no KKK is a very racist group in america. I've already seen a guild made called white power and now this. Come on vult step in a help

Who are you calling Chicken

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Not much happening on eo these days...

Well eo is kinda boring these days with vult not releasing v29 yet (YES HE IS MAKING IT). So i was gonna make the guild FXE on test server (fate) leave a post on comments if ya wanna join

Off topic


A pic I found

Monday, February 16, 2009

Test went down... and them back up...

Well yesterday test went down and vult said on the site that it was just a reboot. no wait... Could it be. for the 1st time in almost a year they actually posted on there site... OMG YES THEY DID... OMG COULD THIS ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING!!??

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Well Dead-eo.blogspot.com has gone nuts

Far out dead-eo.blogspot.com is nuts. 1st they spam spam spam the comments for no apparent reason. Then they claim that all im doing is stealling other peoples hacks and claiming them as my own. 1stly i did actually ask joeyroyden whether i could post his scripts on my site
Secondly i did aactally write on the downloads page "I give full credit to the makers of these Programs and do not claim to have made any of the programs and have not altered any of these programs."

V29 On Test?

Well today test server went offline and on the test server web outpost (http://test.endless-online.com) it has a blank white space on server status. This has raised suspisions that test server may be getting an update to v29 for a beta test run (thats actually wat test server is for lol). So this could b good news for EO that v29 will b out soon

NOTE: have re activated the comments section

hey guyz vult WAS on yesturday


check it out

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Downloads Gone Crazy

The downloads have gone absolutly crazy with hyperspeed, auto clicker and eotrainer all over 100 downloads and the supreme hack pack with 66 Ty every1 for downloading =]

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Main server/no roll back/test server/no roll back/WTF

I've made a subdomain for my site wich is http://eoftw.tk/ and http://eoftw.us.to (if u want .us.to after your site go to www.afraid.org)=] hopes that helps

Well today i was kinda getting bored of stting around in bank of test watching my usual fights on glb. I asked if there had been a roll back on main. No1 was really sure but 1 guy said there had been. So off i went. Logged out, wenton main and turned onto glb channel to see and there it was *BUYING BARU 931K AND FLADDAT* Obviously thre was no roll back. COME ON VULT. So i go back to test and see people selling frosts for 200k and what not. COME ON. do u people enjoy haveing a billion dollars? Its like Zimbabwe. (in case u didn't no if some1 in zimbabwe has 1 dollar, in an hour it become worth .02 cents) FAR OUT CANT U ALL JUST JUNK UR GOLD AND SEND EO BACK TO NORMAL !?

Taz

Ps: i took off the coments option cos people for another site were spamming it =[

Edit1:Added sub domain
Edit2:Added another Subdomain

Sunday, February 8, 2009

1000 HITS

HORRAYZ WE FINALLY REACHED 1000 HITS ON OUR SITE

Endless Signatures

Lol ive been looking around and i've found these awsome Signatures =] I made 1 for myself, here it is




Now you can only make this if you have a main server player and you cant just fake a player. You make it like this:

http://terminalx.us.to/eo/generate?o=NAME&g=GUILD&m=LOLMOTTO&i=ITEMS

So all you really need to do is type in your main server name where the big NAME is and your guild where the big GUILD is, you can have a motto (just type in where the big MOTTO is) (remember your motto can have spaces, dont use anything to seperate tho) and the items are a bit harder to put in.

With the ITEMS thing what you have to do is go here: http://terminalx.us.to/eo/images/. Now if your a guy just click on hair cuts and if your a girl you need to type in Skin_F replacing ITEMS and the end of the url. Then put in a comma but DON'T put a space in front or behind it. Then go back to the images index and cick on hair cuts. Now there hair cuts here are all numbers. What you need to do is browes through all the haircuts until u find 1 u want. The first numbers are just like EO ( 1... is the 1st haircut in eo- 15... is the 15th hair cut in EO) and so on. The other numbers are what colour it is. You'll get it eventually. Once you.ve done that you'll need to copy the number but NOT the .png extention into the url. So Instead of ITEMS if your a guy or next to Skin_f (sperated with a comma without any spaces) if your a girl place the number of your haircut. Then you can do the same thing with all the items. Theres a couple of pets as well. You can have up to 2 pets and u can also put in a thing called dollar. If you have any problems put them in comments. Have fun

=]

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Downloads

Well i've updated the downloads page with a couple more hacks and what-not. Umm, theres a new hex editor, a couple of new auto hacks and stuff and i added a couple of useful progs. There's a couple of exe compilers, a password generator and a sweet virus i made. (dw about the virus. it wont do anything to ur comp unless u run it). To find out wat the virus does have a look at the description on the "Other useful programs" page of the downloads section

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Poll Results

The Votes are in. Over 1 month i've polled which admins are the most hated. Teror, Aengie and Laine are all clean. Least Hated is ... with 2 votes... SAKURA

The admin hated just more then sakura is... with 4 votes... MIZZY

The 3rd most hated admin is... with 6 votes... REXOR
And coming in close second with 20 votes is... ARVID

SO THE MOST HATED ADMIN IS... WIF 21 VOTES... VULT-R!!!!!

Thanks to every1 for voting =]
The new poll is coming soon

Supreme Hack Pack

YAY I MADE IT xD


Heres the supreme hack pack ive made its great (it has all my hacks and scar scripts


EOtrainer (all versions).rar

OMG i finally uploaded it to mediafire =]=]=]=]


Heres the download link =]=]=]=]


Eo Map

Eo Map
Check Out Dhex's Sweet Map Of Endless

Hell Map

Hell Map
Check Out this awsome hell map

Maze Guide

Maze Guide
Heres the best made guide in EO
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